14 Reasons Ryan Lochte Is Everyone’s Favorite Douchebag

6. Ryan’s job is to wear a speedo and spend most of his time in the pool, yet he has 130 pairs of shoes that he keeps in an oversized walk-in closet the size of an apartment. His favorite pair of shoes though, is his neon green ones that say “Ryan” on one sole and “Lochte” on the other. That way if he walks through dirt, it will leave an imprint that he was there.

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