During the 2012 Olympics, before Ryan Lochte’s personality was well known, reporters would interview him on TV. But then it happened: everyone heard him speak and began to realize that he was a completely gorgeous, but completely brainless frat boy. After that, Ryan’s publicists urged him to stay away from on-camera speaking parts.
We thought after 4 years had passed, things might have improved for the 2016 Rio Olympics. Turns out, Ryan just became more of what he already was. And herein lie the 14 reasons why Ryan Lochte is the sexiest douchebag alive:
14. During the Rio Olympics, Lochte went out with three teammates and got hammered one night, was approached by security at a gas station, then later told police that he was robbed at gunpoint, which caused an international Olympics investigation.